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Jan.3,2012
A woman. An Australian. A shoemaker and sailor. A piece of confetti. The worlds tallest man. A piece of pie. The first vegan that ever existed. The person who invented confetti. A bush with those poisonous berries on them that looked so harmless.
Wow. That ended in a kinda dark spot. Darker than I intended. Oh well, who knows what I was back then? I wish I did. Although it wouldn’t make a gosh darn difference, would it? Unless I have a task to complete. What if it’s like a relay race and my past life is just chillin’ back there wavin the baton and I’m not in position because I’ve never done one of these things before. So I’m all wandering around and doin’ my thing and I’m totally off mission.
Mission: Past Life Regression.
I did five minutes of research and found an awesome past life analyst that uses your birthday to tell you what your were up to centuries ago. Mine said:
I don’t know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern West Australia around the year 1750. Your profession was that of a sailor or shoemaker.
Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
Inquisitive, inventive, you liked to get to the very bottom of things and to rummage in books. Talent for drama, natural born actor.
The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
There is an invisible connection between the material and the spiritual world. Your lesson is to search, find and use this magical bridge.
Do you remember now?
I was a bad a** b*tch b*ck in the d*y. A female sailor? It does explain my penchant for cussing in a fake Austrailian accent and using the phrase “port hole.”
But if time is just a construct, then wouldn’t you have future lives that you’ve already lived? What if I am just as much of a future human as a past human? Have I lost you completely yet? Shoot. I’ll reign it in. Or you can head over to my vegan recipe blog, which is a blog sans hippie rambling. I’ve been wondering about lots of things lately. Like the nature of time and past lives and if my spirit animal growls or squacks. So I just wanted to share this rant with my past future and present hippies. Love you guys! Happy new year!
What have you been wondering about lately?
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